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So final evening I did what many younger males do when they’re alone – take into consideration Katie Couric. Of course, she made news final week for admitting she minimize out remarks about kneeling professional athletes from an interview with supreme courtroom justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, as a way to shield Ginsburg. Like RBG wanted safety from this nitwit. Hey Katie, Ginsburg in her present state continues to be mentally sharper than you.

Now over at CNN – in between pizzas, Brian Stelter fretted that her cover-up “contributes to a decline in trust in media.” Well, is not that the potbelly pig calling the kettle black? Brian, you are a daily Magnum P.I. or in your case Magnum P.I.E. But regardless that media manipulation continues to be news to CNN, we have at all times recognized that if there is a story they need you to obsess over, they’ll fill your day with it.

MSNBC runs the identical clip of the identical folks struggling with officers on January sixth again and again. Like it is a re-run of “Will and Grace.” But if there is a story they want to disguise, they’ll erase it sooner than I do with my looking historical past when the spouse walks in.

Couric did it with RBG. They did it with the Hunter laptop computer story. Meanwhile, on Friday, amid a glut of unhealthy news regarding his presidency, Biden tried to erase that by saying those that refuse subpoenas regarding January sixth, must be prosecuted. Cool.

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Now do your son, previous man. Hah. Just kidding – Hunter has damaged extra legal guidelines than Jimmy Failla filling out his tax return. But he is exempt. He’s not Jimmy. He’s a Biden.

But you see the trick. Every time inflation rises, the provision chain crunches, Afghanistan is a catastrophe, covid rages, and the president can’t reply a query – cue January sixth. Like the machine I used to make counterfeit present certificates, it’s the present that retains on giving.

While the sixth was terrible, it clearly paled compared to a typical evening of George Floyd protests. By the way in which, have you ever seen how the “I-word” has disappeared? Where did the “insurrection” go? Well, it by no means was.

Back in August, Reuters reported that the FBI discovered scant proof that January sixth was the results of an organized plot to overturn Biden’s win, in keeping with 4 present and former regulation enforcement officers. 

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Though feds have cuffed roughly 600 alleged individuals, the FBI believes the violence wasn’t centrally coordinated by far-right teams or trump supporters, in keeping with sources straight concerned within the investigations. And you possibly can belief FBI sources. 

Like a plot to kidnap Michigan governor Gretchen Whitmer, they have intimate information as a result of they helped plan it. One official with inside information described the suspects as “ninety to ninety-five percent one-off cases,” including there was no grand scheme to storm the capitol. Meaning – January sixth was as organized as consumers at Black Friday.

Thus, nobody has been charged with sedition and or riot. Most have been hit with fees like “parading.” “Parading” — who knew that was against the law? By the way in which – it must be. I hate parades. Do you know the way embarrassing it’s for me to ask one other grownup if I can sit on their shoulders so I can see the turkey float go by?

But additionally, it is exhausting to name January sixth an riot while you refuse to say the identical factor about local weather activists attempting to interrupt into the Department of the Interior. But that is totally different as a result of it is local weather. 

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Meanwhile, Portland, Oregon continues to be assaulted by violent mobs, shattering home windows, damaging companies and buildings alike. But yeah – Ashlee’s a terrorist!

JOY REID:  Ashli Babbitt, who was a educated Air Force specialist, educated by our tax {dollars} to kill, she was a navy member. If she had gotten by that door, God is aware of what sort of hurt she might have performed. 

DEAN OBEIDALLAH, MSNBC COLUMNIST: His supporters who assault the Capitol are terrorists. It`s two plus two equals 4 stuff, like Ashli Babbitt, all those that attacked the Capitol are terrorists as a result of the FBI director has mentioned it was an act of terrorism. 

ERIC SWALWELL: Ashley Babbitt was the lady that was main the mob that was about to storm the House flooring and he or she was shot by a courageous officer that was the final line of protection for a lot of members of congress and plenty of of those members had been the slowest, least cellular members. If they had been overrun by that mob, folks would have been killed

It’s superb how they actually benefit from the dying of a feminine veteran holding no weapons. But it is simple, cuz it isn’t like Ashlee Babbitt is sacred. See, there isn’t any such factor as a white sufferer to them. If MSNBC had been round when Kennedy received shot, they would have mentioned his limo was making a flip in opposition to the sunshine.

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But Ms. Babbitt was a Trump supporter. So she wasn’t simply shot lifeless. She was erased. Hidden like Mayor Pete throughout a transportation disaster. Just just like the Hunter laptop computer story and Couric’s RBG story — the media, Dems and tech titans determined that Babbitt was not an interesting sufferer. Sure –she broke the regulation. But possibly the subsequent step should not be shoot her lifeless.

But you possibly can see how simple it’s to go from calling her a terrorist, to calling all involved mother and father, terrorists. But the media silence stays creepier than Biden shopping for pigtails on eBay. We know if she had been BLM, she’d have already got a plaza named after her. But as a substitute, she’s a terrorist- with the media colluding with the Dems to show her into ISIS.

It appears the media has problems finding real villains, so they need to make them up.

*Skit displaying man giving reward to Johnny Carson in an interview however when the interview airs it’s as if the person is praising Ted Bundy.”

It’s funny… We make movies about corruption on Wall Street. We make movies about corruption in government. And regarding corrupt cops – the last decade has been devoted taking isolated events of brutality or incompetence and applying it to the entire system. If the brush they paint with was any broader, it would be a Kardashian’s ass.

Yet, somehow this devotion to uncovering corruption stops there with elections and the media. But you see, it’s the corruption of the media that leads to the corruption of elections. With tech and the media colluding to shift focus away from Hunter, China and Joe. 

No wonder Stelter has to be so surprised by this. He’s part of it. And so as expected, as Biden’s presidency implodes, they cling to January 6th – Like Leonardo DiCaprio clinging to a plank at the end of Titanic.

All to keep the target on the people they hate and protect those they don’t. Which is why I was thinking about Couric.

She did us all a favor. She showed us how the sausage is made, and it tastes awful. Which is maybe why we should stop eating it.

This article is adapted from Greg Gutfeld’s opening monologue on the October 18, 2021 edition of “Gutfeld!”