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A brand new report claims that Hunter Biden shared financial institution accounts with his dad. Which could be the least dangerous factor Hunter might share with his dad. But nonetheless, it’s nuts.

Think about it: the VP shared a checking account with Hunter, that’s like sharing a blow-up doll with Charlie Sheen. No disinfectant will prevent. Just burn all of it down.

Normally this could be huge news – however Biden’s final identify is Biden, not Trump. And the media solely responds to corruption when it is involving an orange Republican with a scorching spouse. And even then, that corruption would not need to be actual.

But this newest news means the president should grow to be a part of the FBI investigation into Hunter’s shady offers. If the federal government desires to go after wealthy folks by monitoring all the things over $600 – then Hunter’s nameless $75-grand checks ought to warrant some scrutiny.

Fact is – like my luxurious hair, the checklist of Hunters outrageous indiscretions retains rising. But when there is a Democrat in cost, with a Democrat media, you can get away with anything. Except telling the reality. From Ted Kennedy’s driving, to Ilhan Omar’s husband and or brother – it’s all water, and our bodies, underneath the bridge.

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I virtually want I used to be a Democrat. Why didn’t I grow to be a Democrat? Why did not I work at CNN? Could you think about what I might get away with? I might seize my producer’s butt, pal round with my corrupt governor brother, “accidentally” expose myself on Zoom, and nonetheless present up for work!

And I might additionally put ex-lax in Stelter’s Grande mocha lattes, all eight of them. Not that I might need that life. I want to maintain my perversions the place they belong – In the sauna room at planet health.

But Dems by no means want to fret about their sins. Hell, simply as coach Gruden loses his job for racist feedback in personal emails, the media nonetheless provides a cross to Hunter for throwing across the “n-word” like he was Jimmy Kimmel in a Snoop Dogg skit. So, why was that okay? Well, when your final identify is Biden – all the things is. 

If you are Hunter- you can make six figures for work that appear like an outdated Janis Joplin tie-dye t-shirt that James Taylor threw up on. These are work the place he makes use of a straw coming from his mouth, not his nostril, for as soon as. Still, his work actually blow.

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And what in the event you convey this as much as the White House?

Reporter: I hoped you may say if the white home is aware of who bought the 5 prints and whether or not there’s certainly a departure to the association that there can be anonymity right here

Psaki: “I know this is your favorite topic, but it, again, it’s still is the purview of the gallerist. We still do not know and will not know who purchases any paintings. And the president remains proud of his son.”

“I know this is your favorite topic.” Yeah, forgive us if we really do give a s*** about genuine corruption and collusion. But you go on and proceed chasing down mother and father for criticizing masks mandates, you hack.

Meanwhile, as we advised you yesterday, proper earlier than Hunter offered that crap, the gallery internet hosting him acquired a half-million in pandemic reduction funds – way over another artwork gallery in comparable circumstances.

Now why in hell does a gallery want all that inexperienced? To lease a room, to rent a half asleep safety guard? To get a velvet rope to separate gawkers from the Rottweiler turd that’s Hunter’s artwork?

IN HOT WATER: New emails uncovered show Joe Biden shared a bank account with scandal-laden son Hunter BidenVideo

Meanwhile, throughout the identical city, companies which have tons of staff are shut tighter than the botoxed pores and skin on Joe’s brow. Yet, Hunter’s gallery was saved by you and me – the taxpayer. 

Talk about tax-funded abortions. But like Tyrus mentioned – everyone knows folks whose companies have closed completely because of the lockdowns. If solely their dads had connections. Instead, these folks are screwed with life underneath Joe. We’ve bought nugatory cash, naked cabinets and the elites who get particular remedy. It’s just like the Soviet Union with out the good literature.

Meanwhile, we’re advised that every one of those so-called artwork transactions would stay nameless – as if much less transparency reduces the corruption. But that’s how we bought a $3.5 trillion spending spree that prices zero. For them: ignorance is power.

Anyway, how lengthy earlier than we discover out that whoever purchased these work is on some board for a corporation that pays their staff in bat meat? All of that is occurring on the 12 months anniversary of the Hunter laptop computer expose – a real scandal that exposed how Hunter had offered affect whereas his pop was VP – and that his dad knew it. Joe bought extra kickbacks than a horse proctologist.  Allegedly. But very similar to my newest unicorn tattoo, the story wouldn’t see the sunshine of day. Media, the Dems and large tech buried it in order to alter an election.

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Wonder what his dad has to say.

Tom Shillue: C’mon man. I hold listening to about some story that bought buried—there was no story. You wanna hear a narrative, I’ll let you know a narrative. There’s an outdated saying in the artwork world, one man’s trash is one other man’s treasure. I didn’t say that; you realize who did? Cornpop, the meanest pirate on the excessive seas. But I minimize him down with one among my karate chops. 

And in order we live in a world the place mother and father are focused by the FBI for wanting to present their youngsters an honest schooling, Hunter enjoys a carefree life violating extra legal guidelines than Kat at Oktoberfest. The common folks get screwed. The elites don’t. 

That’s the lesson from Hunter. And perhaps it’s not his fault. Don’t hate the participant. Hate the sport. Or you may hate each: cuz there is no such thing as a sport with out gamers. But Hunter’s simply one other political crony dwelling off connections, sponging off taxpayers, cruising from one grift to the subsequent.

I’d say I’m disgusted, however perhaps I’m simply jealous.

This article is tailored from Greg Gutfeld’s opening monologue on the October 13, 2021 version of “Gutfeld!”